I’ve always hated to feel flat, empty, and just simply cold. Life is a wonderful thing, magical even, then aren’t we supposed to be making the most out of it? Or just you know, to just feel something, anything? I’m tired of this monotonous life I’m living. There are a lot of adventures out there, yet here I am stuck up in a hole in my bed. Funny, yeah right.
The rain always felt comfortable to me. The way it devoured the world with sound, piercing the ground like dead bullets. The rain seemed to take the world just for a moment, blurring the world, capturing even the slightest bit of sound, then its as if i’m melting right into it.

Patrick Sundstrom

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(via psych-facts)

everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

cubist-fart:

cubist-fart:

apparently the liberal government is looking into conducting an investigation of the bureau of meteorology because they think they’re reporting the weather with a “warming bias” and have a conspiracy to trick people into thinking climate change is a thing

im not making this up

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes

automatically:

when I badly need to pee but there is a line for the toilets

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